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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 06:09

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

{RING} {RING}

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is Replika conscious?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

HELLO

What is the meaning of xx in texting?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Sure no problem officer.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Can you share something that captivates you, whether it's an idea, a discovery, or an invention?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.